So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I will be naked everywhere
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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