Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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