Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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