fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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