i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
