so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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