i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think people are normalizing furries
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
