Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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