guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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