My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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