Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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