A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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