I just pynch a tree in the face
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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