I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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