I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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