You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
