I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
