Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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