Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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