What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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