remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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