a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am available for nakedness
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
