You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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