Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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