She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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