I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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