Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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