Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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