I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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