i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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