We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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