We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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