Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Your penis caused this!
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