He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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