i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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