ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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