I think I died a long time ago.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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