On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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