he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
