is your mom at the bar?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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