So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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