Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
