why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
