Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she smelled like a LAN party
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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