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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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