you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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