The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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