If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I woke up under a house in Key West
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