you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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