She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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