Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
