Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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