are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
