This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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