hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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