can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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